I’m thankful that a quick gutting can get you eating venison tenderloins as fast as you can say, “Oh $#!T!”
I’m thankful for the nice splatter effect on the camera lens. That’s Hollywood slasher movie stuff.
I’m truly thankful that the rider is okay (although the same cannot be said of the deer).
And I’m thankful it’s Friday, Jan. 22, 2016.
(Let’s all play it safe out there, ’cause stuff happens.)